Illegally Park-ed

An Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability
By R. SCOTT MOXLEY
Thursday, February 8, 2007 - 3:00 pm
No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making sticky all over the woman’s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess—after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.

“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”

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I can’t tell if this is a chop or not. IF someone realy was able to catch that picture then it would be a one in a million shot. I’m guessing someone did catch an upskirt picture of her but it happened to be a panty shot and maybe they added this bare beaver pussy shot in. Or not, I mean it could be real and you could be gazing upon lindsey lohan’s nude pussy picture.

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So they did a decent job with liberty city stories. Vice city stories looks like it could be a winner. ViC Stories sets back into the 80s again, with the same maimi vice, drug trade feel. Personally I thought Vice City was one of the best ones they released.

It has been brought to my attention that when I posted the Toastee nude porn pictures that I actually spelled her name toasty. For those flava of love fans, her name is spelled toastee.

Egads. I don’t know how many folks here are fans of ucf, k1 or pride. I’ll tell you, the smutranger has done kung fu and MMA on and off for most of his life. Naturally I love watching the events. I’m a fan of the reality show, “The Ultimate Fighter”. This season (The Ultimate Fighter 4 - The Come Back), is all veterns. So the fights are great.

I just watched the second episode on the the ol’ DVR and damn. Bambam vs a black guy who’s name escapes me. Good god the guy bled a lot. You could just watch it pour from his head. They let it go three rounds and he ende dup winning. I wanted him to win, I always enjoy seeing a skilled grappler.

I tell ya, I cut myself on a nail and I swear I’m lightheaded from blood loss.

So last night while searching out smut for everyone. I came across the “Toasty” from Flava of Love porn pictures. I’ll be posting them here shortly. I tell ya, these ladies are 100% class.

Flavor of love, or flava of love II has to be the finiest show out there. Somethin’ (aka the one that shit herself) has internet naked pictures. Now it has come out that “Nibblz” (Nibbles?) has naked pictures of herself on the net also.

Personally I’m holding out for “Buckwild”. Now that is a real woman. I bet she could shoot cum from that gap in her teeth also. Hubba hubba.

If you have never seen the video of the lady shitting herself on flava of love. Then please, by all means, be my guest and watch the video below.

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Flava (flavor) of love 2 is promising to be one of the best reality shows. And how can it not be when you have “Somethin” shitting herself on the first episode. Of course she has quiet a past also. Including amateur nude pictures of herself.

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A student fell 11 storeys to his death during a spitting contest on his 20th birthday, police in Canada said. The Ottawa-Carleton University student had been drinking with friends when, in an attempt to spit the furthest off a balcony, got a running start, tumbled over the railing and fell 11 storeys to his death, police said on Monday. Police called the death “a tragic accident”.

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After telling all about Houston’s secret life last week, Brown is now revealing how her sister-in-law’s alleged drug habit has made the I Will Always Love You singer sex-mad.

“Bobby always tells me: ‘If you only knew. She’s with this one and with that one. It’s no secret.’

“I’ve seen her with a woman a couple of times. They were walking around without their shirts on when I came in the house.”

It’d be nice to see a NW not completely fuck it up. Though I expect something like the seahawks to get the ball and run the wrong way in true northwest professional sports fashion.

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porn for bibles

During the the hours of 10:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M. the Atheist Agenda, a student organization of The University of Texas at San Antonio, had a table on campus with the purpose of exchanging religious scripture for pornography. The concept for Smut for Smut came from a student organization at the University of Texas in Austin, The Knighthood of Buh. They did “Porno-for-Bibles” from February 28 to March 3 2000. Their idea was pure genius and we give them full credit for coming up with the idea. After reading their write up about it, we knew this would be a great idea for our group, but we wanted to expand on it with our perspective regarding religion. While The Knighthood of Buh may have intended it “as a parody of all the groups that offer bibles in exchange for pornography”, we had other motives driving us. We were completely unprepared for the amount of attention we were to get.

Did this police car pull up on this dude and start shooting at him? Uhh.. Yeah.. You gotta see this.

Man using teenagers head like a bowling ball.

A MAN who allegedly decapitated a 17-year-old boy with a tomahawk in a suburban back yard later was said to have played with the teenager’s head, rolling it in a paddock as if it were a bowling ball.

A chilling videotape showing police interviewing one of two men charged with the murder of transient teen Morgan Jay Shepherd was played in Brisbane Magistrates Court yesterday.

I always find that when I am bowling, I bowl better while drunk. I also bowl better if I cheat.

Go figure.

Cow Tipping Debunked

Two scientists at the University of British Columbia have rather disagreeably debunked the myth that you can - when suitably refreshed after a night on the sauce - stagger into a field and tip over a sleeping cow.

According to the Times, Margo Lillie, a doctor of zoology, and her student Tracy Boechler did a few calculations pertaining to bovine bothering and concluded that it would in fact take five sozzled pranksters to tip a cow.

More specifically, “a cow of 1.45 metres in height pushed at an angle of 23.4 degrees relative to the ground would require 2,910 Newtons of force, equivalent to 4.43 people,” according to Boechler.

Haha.. Kids out skating catch this little bit of footage, a lady crossing the street and the yuppie honking. Funny shit.

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GREENSBURG, Pennsylvania (AP) — A Pennsylvanian man sued his ex-girlfriend for more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago.

Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh is suing Gail O’Toole, with whom he broke up in 1999, after dating for 10 months. Slaby then began dating someone else but, according to the lawsuit, O’Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep.

When he woke up, Slaby found that O’Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

You know I once thought my lady glued my junk to my stomach but I was wrong, it was just a crusty cumload. Man was my face red when I hired the lawyer to sue her ass. Oh well.. THAT WAS STILL LOTS OF FUN.

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LONDON - Move over, Eros. Developers announced plans Friday to open a multimillion dollar sexual “theme park” near London’s Piccadilly Circus, home to the much-photographed statue of the Greek god of love.

Backers say the London Academy of Sex and Relationships, due to open next spring, will not be a sleazy sex museum, but an educational multimedia attraction that will teach visitors to become better lovers and provide valuable information about disease and sexual problems.

Located within the Trocadero entertainment center — just around the corner from Soho, London’s red-light district — the $8.3 million project will feature unspecified “high tech and interactive exhibits.”